They are sooo creepy and nasty, and they used to terrify me as a kid.
Used to...who am I kidding.
They are nasty buggers with their soulless eyes, and fake smiles.
There is a lot of rage hidden behind those grins.
Gnomes work like a mixture between gargoyles and the toys from Toy Story.
They move...and they live...oh believe you me, they live. Unfortunately for them, people can NEVER see a garden gnome move. So they must do their foul-deeds sneakily. They must avoid being seen. If you ever manage to sneak up on one it will INSTANTLY freeze in the position it finds itself in!
"Ellie! Ellie! Get the camera quick!"
|This guy has a frikking AXE!|