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Monday, April 9, 2012

More Finger Talking...like sign language but less coherent.

I'm back for another gibber-fest. Sionara spelling (see:sionara?? wtf? How do I decide to use words I can't spell?) Adios grammar, Arrividerchi (O_o) cohesive sentences and paragraphs. I'm hoping if I spew out enough of these pathetic filler posts that my 'creativeness' will reawaken and I'll be able to produce a quality post. Or two.

I've had two cups of coffee already and just stirred my third. I used to drink my coffees 'double double', which for those of you who aren't familiar with my Canadian lingo (or are from Quebec for some damn reason) means two cream and two sugar. Which of course means two milk and two sugar at home because there is no way I'm paying that much money just for cream.
Anyways, I began drinking so much coffee that it actually started tasting too sweet. When I order a coffee from a restaurant (ex. Tim Horton's or McDonald's) I still order a double double, but when I make my pot of coffee at home I've been only using ONE sugar. Also, if you ever order coffee from Coffee Time they put WAY TOO MUCH sugar in their coffee so I'd advise asking for one less than your normal...
Reducing my coffee one sugar isn't a huge deal, but it got me thinking about how rarely it is that I have coffee with another person who puts ANY sugar into their drink. I'm wondering if this is a big health thing, or if as we grow up people start to notice that their delicious beverages are too sweet. And if that is the case, then how is there still a market for pop?!?

Yeah, randoms.

My kids are awesome. I want to give them everything but, obviously, can't afford it. I even tried to become a Step 2 Test Drive Mom recently, so that I could recieve Step 2 play equipment from the company and then review their products for them. I love talking about things that I like or dislike, and then the kids would get to play with toys that I otherwise could not afford. Unfortunately, they aren't accepting new Test Drive Moms at this time, and gave me a time to reapply with my MEDIA KIT.
Now, it might just be me, but I don't know WHAT a media kit is. I googled it, and before getting frustrated, got the impression that it is something that proves that I'm an awesome Blogger and I have a buttload of followers, full of people that would care what I thought about their toys, and possibly even want to purchase items from them. Or something.
Either way, my paranoia and other terrible personality traits are convinced that this is something that I'd fail at, so my mind has decided not to pursue this any further. I've been considering starting another blog that would revolve solely around my kids and the antics that we get up to in every day life. Something that I could even use my real identity with because I could keep all of my dark secrets over here in Anonymous Land.

But that's just another thing I've been thinking about, like going back to school and cooking better food more often.

Signing off now. Gudentag.

31 comments:

Rachael said...

Fascinating about the coffee. I drink mine black now if it's good coffee and used to use milk in mine. Still do now and then. Never was big on sweetening my coffee though for the most part unless it was flavored coffee. I think it is preference or health related, depending on the person.

Sorry that you couldn't be a test drive mom now, hope an opportunity pops up for you with that soon.

jedi starrunner said...

Mini blog post response? :D

I started drinking coffee because icedcaps at Tim's are super pricy. I made my own concoction of instant coffee in a water bottle with milk and chocolate syrup. I shook it up with some ice, and it tasted surprisingly good :) Then one morning it was too cold, so I left out the ice and had my coffee warm. Then a few weeks later we ran out of chocolate syrup, so I used milk and sugar.

When I ordered coffee, I started off taking it double double, but then found I had really bad gut rot if I had more than one cup of coffee in a day, so I switched to regular (one cream, one sugar). Eventually I switched to two milk, one sugar, but I don’t really know why. I think it was for the sake of continuity since we never have cream at home.

I started off drinking mostly just instant coffee, but now I prefer percolated. I made that switch when I moved back to school this September, and now I can’t stand instant coffee. Around the same time, I stopped adding sugar to my coffee. My main reason was that sugar seemed like an unnecessary expense when my initial grocery bill when I moved back here was around $200. Since then, I usually drink my coffee with just milk.

I will still put sugar in it on occasion, because it reminds me of spending time with my best friend spilling our hearts out over coffees for hours on end. When I got my first ever coffee from Tim Horton’s, it was on my way to her house, and I asked her how she takes it. She texted back “double double,” so I figured if she liked it, I would too, so I ordered us the same. Times have changed, but I remember those days.

Last week I accidentally took a sip of Boyfriend's black coffee, and I can say for certain that I won't be leaving out the milk any time soon.

jedi starrunner said...

Also, it would probably be really cool to be a test drive mom for the sake of the awesome new toys you couldn't otherwise afford, but I'd worry about the amount of effort required on your part to write up reviews or whatever. And I don't understand this media profile thing. Seems complicated, confusing, frustrating, and ambiguous.

Maybe it is just better to maintain your current course of awesomeness and keep spending quality time with your cutie pie children with the toys they already have?
*is trying to sound supportive but might be failing at it*

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