dys·func·tion /dɪsˈfʌŋkʃən/ [dis-fuhngk-shuhn]–noun
1. Medicine/Medical . malfunctioning, as of an organ or structure of the body. 2. any malfunctioning part or element: the dysfunctions of the country's economy. 3. Sociology . a consequence of a social practice or behavior pattern that undermines the stability of a social system.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Sew Not Funny

I made a pun ^ .



Guess what I did today!

I spent a lovely morning at the park, spilled goopy rice all over myself, and finally ripped through the pocket on those jeans that were dying.

As I folded them up and placed them lovingly into the garbage can, it occurred to me that I don't own any shorts, and that cutting up these pants may give me some.

I made the executive decision to hack the legs off of these jeans, hem them into shorts, and use the extra denim to patch the pocket. This was an awesome plan, until I decided that I would sit by Boyfriend's computer, stick the sewing needle into the armrest of the couch (so I didn't lose it while I prepared the jeans for mauling fixing), and then attempt to use the armrest to pull myself forward to point to something on his screen.

I made this sound:


And then held up my forearm with the needle firmly embedded in it.

Allow me to show you my X-Ray.

Not a real X-Ray.

Yes, that is the eye of the needle in my arm. All the way...in...my arm.

Yeah...that's the hole...in my arm.

So...that's all really. I just wanted to complain.


Don't act so surprised.


jedi starrunner said...

ouch! :(

Rae Jeannine said...

Ouch! Sounds like something I would do to myself by accident. Hope it heals quickly.

yellow_buttercup99 said...

Looks painful. :(
Did you finish your project though?

Mediquador said...

Trololololol, I miss you, looks like you still need me ;) <3

rapunzel_jo said...

Ouch, I would have been screaming my head off. Looks really painful, and I love the x-ray!

dys·func·tion said...

@Rae Jeannine: I can still see the nasty mark/scar, but the swelling and pain disappeared after a few days.

@yellow_buttercup99: I did finish my project! If I ever remember, I will post pictures of my awesome shorts.

@Mediquador: I miss you too, and I will always need you <3

@rapunzel_jo: It was super painful! When I deal with a lot of pain though, I become really quiet and internalize the pain. Stubbing my toes though...that's a scream for sure. I'm glad you love the x-ray! I was pretty proud of myself :P